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This was a real risk and I was gambling my life on it, because while they were hideous, they were also built like linebackers and had very powerful legs, they definitely did not skip leg day and knew there way around the squat rack, I could see through the gi's that the thickness in their legs was a muscular one and not only fat.

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ane They announced on the intercom, "class begins in 3 minutes". This threw off my game, for whatever reason, anxiety hit and I wanted to get this done before class started so everyone would admire me knowing I was the guy that was going to have a lady this weekend. I Adult want hot sex Derry my way over there and in my haste did not select which one I was going to hit on.

Hitting on both made me look like even more of a creep.

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They heard me and let out a loud grunt. Its was not unlike a freight truck breaking to take the exit, when you have that much mass moving, it does not like to be stopped. I was too nervous to make eye contact so I was staring at the ground, I knew the moment of truth was about to arrive so I braced myself and got in position.

I spread my legs wide, like a cowboy saddling up on a horse.

With their karate training and my stance, should they reject me, balks shot to the nuts and penile contact is almost a certainty. I knew at that moment that these two ladies HAD to be thinking about my groin region due to my stance and the knowledge that a female, two at that, was thinking Paying women to kick my balls and jump on me MY groin, got me turned on and Ukraine mature personals. I dropped the tactful rehearsed lines I was given from my PUA instructor and told mick, "how'd you ladies like to saddle up and take this stallion for a ride?

The look on their face was both shock and pure disgust.

I was excited knowing my first ever penile contact with a real woman was about to occur, I was wide eyed with excitement. An saw a flash of her arms out of my peripheral vision, "NO, NO" this cant be, was she going to slap me?

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I braced myself hoping I could take the slap like a man and prayed there would be a follow up ball shot. Then I felt the most excruciating pain in iump life, I jum; literally burning, it felt like my face was on fire, this was no slap. I mustered up the energy to get in my cowboy saddle stance one last time and whimpered "butt buutt arent youu youuu guiisee going ajd kick me in the balls? The only highlight of Paying women to kick my balls and jump on me of this is everyone in the dojo thought I was crying because of the pepper spray, but in reality, it was more from the sad realization that even these linebacker whales would not want to touch my balls.

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I thought it was an anomaly. I wouldn't really care that much if a random woman slapped me or punched me in the stomach or something. But this can end the whole family line. Ow My Balls from Idiocracy. I don't know if that Asian girl I pay to Well, nevermind; that's going to get me modded. I've kicked my boyfriend in the balls. Once was on purpose yet he had warning.

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I said if he didn't let me go I would do it. He didn't let me go. Everyother time has been an accident. Like we were laying down and he tickled me so I moved my leg up towards my own body to protect womfn and kneed him in the balls.

Though I don't think I brag abiut it: If we let women kill us and it wasn't against the law they would most certainly do it. I think someone has a woman problem.

After reading a lot of the posts on here, I get the impression alot of posters have issues with women. MrsSolidSnake Your bf must be a weak person to stay with you.

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Me and my brother used to wrestle and we never hit them. So I don't see how you could on a regular basis. Could a mod please deal with this guy? He is generalizing and being very offensive. If i get modded for things like this ln he should as well.

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Would you have issues is if breast punching and ripping became a social norm. I have issues with that but I also wouldn't feel the need to make different threads and posts bashing men in every way imaginable. Because i don't have issues with men in general.

Its all part of being a well-adjusted Paying women to kick my balls and jump on me being. There is no more truth to that than if i said all men are idiots. Deal with your women issues and move on. Please Log In to post. This topic is locked from Wives want sex tonight VT South burlington 5403 discussion.

Hydrazz Follow Forum Posts: I mean us men don't punch women in the breasts or kick their ballw and then brag about it. If your wondering no I haven't been hit there by a woman. I just don't get it I wouldn't enjoy Payig my girlfriend in the crotch. Because they're balls are on the inside after millions of years of being kicked in the balls.

And they're out for revenge. Based on your last few threads you really seem to have a problem with women.

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Hydrazz Well only the mean ones I don't like those ones either. Shots to the groin are funny. Oborozukiyo Follow Forum Posts: Most guys deserve it. Rheiken Follow Forum Posts: I brag about kicking women in the uterus.

Because we've locked them in the kitchen for too long? I kid, i kid.

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Well I don't enjoy it and I don't really know anyone else that does Oborozukiyo There have been random strangers kick guys in the balls for fun. This was in England Well I don't see women stopping any time soon. Plus if a guy calls you a name or something that is no excuse, That just shows you are violent.

Maybe us men should take up breast punching. P Tell me you don't giggle when you watch this: But seriously, from a kick?? That must have been quite a kick.

There's a fine line between comedy and tragedy. It's funny to see someone throw up, but it's not that funny if they're throwing up blood. It's funny to see a guy get hit in the balls, but if he has to be hospitalized it isn't that funny anymore. I think it's sad when girls use it as a pay back for a prank.