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Overnight bag, no husband in sight - it's happened! I'll get the champale! And let's get that ring off!

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I just need one night away from his snoring. Great - we'll have a girls' night.

Hey, a helicopter's landing on our lawn. Let's approach with caution! This is the perfect job.

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I'll leave the world the same way I came into it - dirty, screaming and torn away from the woman I love. Let's catch the tail end of Nookie in New York.

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Homer begins teaching a class on how to have a successful marriage, but jeopardizes his own marriage by Smithers' Ex-Wife (voice) He fails to woo the class until he starts talking about his and Marge's sex life. In some ways it is hard to look back on the Simpsons for me since I have seen so many of the episodes so. "There's Something About Marrying" is the tenth episode of the sixteenth season of The Simpsons. In the episode, Springfield legalizes same-sex marriage to increase tourism. After becoming a minister, Homer starts to wed people to make money. a lesbian and reveals that she is going to marry a woman named Veronica. Really, if you were married to Homer, I don't know what woman thinks Homer is ugly or that trope that she doesn't want to have sex with him. . Have you thought about what a series finale of The Simpsons would look like?.

It's like they hid a camera in our apartment. I can't get Artie out of my head.

He's like a spy in the House of Moe. I knew this weekend was just an excuse to get in my mouth!

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Aww, I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for my money. Why don't I just lay down and die. I haven't lost so much sleep since little Barty had the scoots.

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The note says, "Do it for free" ]. Okay, Artie, you get her for the weekend - but no funny stuff.

And by "funny stuff" I mean hand-holding, goo-goo eyes, misdirected woo - which is pretty much any John Woo film Your wife's virtue shall remain as untouched as Bill Gates' weight room. That's nine hundred and twelve dollars.

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