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Meanwhile, at the Springfield Union StationAbe is aboard the train with Marshall, and despite Homer's many attempts to warn him, Abe has no idea what is happening due to his casuao problems. Later, when Abe is sleeping, Marshall is just about to suffocate him when Homer jumps aboard and stops him, not expecting Marshall to pull out a knife, and then retrieve a gun form the pillow.
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While I was waiting, I got robbed at gunpoint and had my wallet and phone stolen. This toll controversy has gone far enough, and I blame the driver for kicking me out of the car so rudely and inappropriately. I was picked up at around 8: I have been a rider in his car before and Lady want casual sex Lake Powell some aggressiveness, but today was much worse.
He refused to brake and allow a car that was already slightly in front of Lady want casual sex Lake Powell in while merging onto the freeway. Then he aggressively merged across multiple lanes, nearly running into the cars in front of him and just barely squeezing in front of the cars behind. The driver of a maroon-ish Toyota Tercel is dangerous!
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The other passenger and I got out of the car like it was on fire when we finally made it to SF. I picked up Bbw dating in Bend Oregon passengers today at the casual carpool located at Lemon St. The passenger sitting in the front I was driving had a chance to get into my purse and stole my wallet.
I filed a police report as soon as I arrived at work. Please make drivers and other casual carpoolers aware. The driver was completely reckless, constantly changing lanes and cutting cars without looking over her shoulders to check for oncoming traffic. She had to hit the brakes over and over, I thought we were going to hit a car on multiple occasions not to mention an angry van driver yelling at us for her terrible driving.
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I rode in from Vallejo today with a driver Indian or Pakistani male, early 20s of a white Acura sedan who wove in and out of the lanes at 80 mph, and that was not the worst of it. When the driver pulled out his cell phone and read a text message and then proceeded to use his knees to steer the car while starting to type a text I very clearly told him to not text while driving pointing out that it is both dangerous and illegal. The young man was visibly irritated by my protest but he did drop his phone into his lap and proceeded to drive a little but not much more cautiously for the duration of the trip.
This is the second time I have had to tell a driver I don't ask because texting while driving is NOT an option to not text while driving. Riders should be encouraged to speak up and protest this dangerous and illegal behavior while riding in casual carpool.
The life they save might just be their own. The driver steered the car with one hand and texted with the other, constantly looking up and down from her lap where she held the phone. She did not use turn signals when changing lanes and drove tentatively, probably because her view of the road was interrupted by her texting.
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Near Richmond the car in front of us slowed. Our driver slammed on his brakes, as did the car directly behind us, which was then hit by the van behind it.
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